from the mouths of children

from the mouths of children

I babysat two sweet little girls today.

We had a full morning of playing Dora the explorer bingo, Dora the explorer checkers, doctor, restaurant, pirates, treasure hunt and Madagascar racing on the wii.

The conversations were priceless and here are two:

4yr old: You have a sparkle on your nose

Me: I sure do!

4yr old: does it go through your nose?

Me: yep.

4yr old: yuck. I don’t like it.

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5yr old: You know what?

Me: what?

5yr old: I just noticed something. Your boobs are way bigger than my mommy’s.

4yr old: and way bigger than daddy’s!

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3 Responses »

  1. Ha ha, oh boy. I laughed outloud when I read this post.

    I babysat a family of five kids once for New Year’s Eve. Four boys and a girl, all the kids names started with “J”, it was so confusing! The youngest one, the little girl says to me as we’re getting ready for bedtime and a story, “My mom has a new boyfriend and he’s a pin head.” Just like that right outta nowhere. I had to bit my lip to keep from laughing outloud!

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